transcript of selections from audio tape by nick becker and josiah thomas - phattkuttz.com

if the world ended tomorrow, i’d hit myself. if the world ended tomorrow, i’d give my teacher hair. if the world ended tomorrow, i’d chop off everyone’s head and push them down the toilet and hit their heads [inaudible] if the world ended tomorrow... which i know it won’t. if the world ended tomorrow. if the world ended tomorrow, i’d chop off my... sister’s head. if the world ended tomorrow, i’d have so much things to do that i’d do everything in one hour. if the world ended tomorrow, i... i sing... if the world ended tomorrowuh... if the world ended tomorrowuh... [vocal noises] if the world ended tomorrrooowww, if the worrrrld ended tooo-morrooww. ok, ok, you can stop now. you can stop now. i’m done... tomorrow...///if the world ended tomorrow, i’d make an instrument and be rich and wouldn’t sell my body to science. that was a [inaudible]///i mean, if the world would end tomorrow, i wouldn’t have a problem with it, i’d eat ‘til i die, [inaudible] the world is gonna end tomorrow///this has been an exclusive... anix-clusive from nick aaand josiaaah [inaudible background voice] heyyya... hey is this enough music for the cd? ///[background voice:] what? is this enough music for the cd? [background voice:] we just... we just record, and just... yeeiiyeaahia... yiahh... yiah... ooo-eh woo-eh woo-ehl woo-eh woo-ehr woo-ehr whehr where? where? oowheha oobeha... ahhhhhh! ...is it over? ...is it over? [background voice:] never over... it’s never over... ///[begins singing along with prerecorded audio of singer that’s being manipu- lated in background] ///hey i got ah idea. run that stick across them chair bars... no, chair bars... this has been an exlcusive by josiah and nick... cut. everything stops! did you knooow that i haaave to diiieee? did you know? let’s listen to nature grow [yelping vocal noises]... i think we heard iiiii-it! [inaudible rap] ...no... this has been an exclusive from nick the geniuuuuh-uuus on a clouuudy day... well it’s cold outsssside... i got birds in the window... don’t you think that’s enough music for one cd?
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